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Blog posts for Light Hearted

We at www.caticketbusters.com are constantly looking for things to keep things in perspective and a smile on our faces as we fight and beat all traffic tickets, including speeding, red light, commuter lane, stop sign, cell phone and seat belt tickets.

Just something a little light hearted…you may have already seen it but…This is well worth the read, at some time or another it was us!

“$5.37.” That’s what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change, when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me.   He said, “It’s OK. I’ll just give you the senior citizen discount.”

I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me.

“Only $4.68,” he said cheerfully.

I stood there stupefied. I am 58, not even 60 yet.  A mere child!  Senior citizen? I took my burrito and walked out to the truck, wondering what was wrong with Elmo. Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me? I’ll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile.

Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler?

“Dude! Can’t get too far without your car keys, eh?”

I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind. “Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!”

I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn’t turn.

What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That’s when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rearview mirror.

Then, a few other objects came into focus. The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten doughnut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.

Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found.

I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, “What is the world coming to?”

All I could say was, “Did I leave my food and drink in here?” At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits.

Elmo had no clue. I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother  explained, “I think you left this in my truck by mistake.”

I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.

He offered these kind words, “It’s OK.   My grandfather does stuff like this all the time.”

All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40. Yes, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. And, no, I told the officer, I’m not too old to be driving this fast.

As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey.

The good news was I had successfully found my way home.

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Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today – - -

The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard, “Where’s the Beef?”, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel,” or “de plane, Boss, de plane.”

They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Always have to keep you on the lighter side of these things or you will prune up like a raisin. Even in the mist of battle with the legal traffic system and  dealing with the harshness of the unforgiving Traffic Commissioners, we have to keep a smile on our faces and minds to keep things in perspective.

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To the masses! Listen to his audio tape, he refused to give in on his ticket, (I hope I can stand so tough!), then fought and fought, and won on Appeal.
I copied his Appeal Brief so you can learn and use for your own. Beautiful, concise, articulate, and to the point. Most important, victory!

HERE IS HIS APPEAL BRIEF CLICK ON LINK ON RIGHT  Naranjo Appeal Brief victory

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Good going Tommy!

I also attached a link to the website on requirements below.
http://www.courtinfo.ca.gov/courts/courtsofappeal/2ndDistrict/faq/briefsapp.htm#4

To your Learning
Ron
www.blog.caticketbusters.com

3 Plus against 1 (little ole you!)

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All,

This is Tommy’s brief on appeal. He won by default as the people (D.A.) failed to respond. He wants everyone on planet California and elsewhere to have a copy. We can help clean up prosecutorial and judicial misconduct if everyone who gets cited follows Tommy’s lead.

Of course there are are cases that Tommy did not cite in this brief regarding SMJ and fraud upon the court, but those can be added later.

These cases are powerful.

Enjoy!

~Up!
—–Original Message—–
From: Thomas Naranjo
To:
Sent: Tue, Apr 26, 2011 7:57 am
Subject: Re: case
here it is please share it with others just have them make it their own and learn it
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—-Original Message—–
From: Thomas Naranjo
To:
Sent: Mon, Apr 25, 2011 11:47 pm
Subject: Re: case
here is my appellants opening brief

________________________________________
From:

To: naranjo*******@yahoo.com

Sent: Mon, April 25, 2011 10:22:05 PM
Subject: Re: case
Tommy,

Hope you are well.

Yes! Contact Ron. He is in Court right now fighting the same fight. Attached is something new that was filed on Friday in the Appellate Court.
Let’s stay a little bit closer in touch. A friend got his P.C. 1214 motion Granted to vacate.

I will send over some cases On Challenging SMJ.

Read the Petition first and then the transfer. Then get back to me. The AppDept & the D,A. Should have got their copies today.

Blessings.

“If you challenge anything in life, challenge Subject Matter Jurisdiction.”

~Paul J. Southwick
—–Original Message—–
From: Thomas Naranjo
To:
Sent: Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:47 pm
Subject: Re: case
my case in Fontana has been dismissed the court has its own collection agency and has not pursued anything. I have not heard back from the riverside appellate division I visited them last month they said they would send me something in writing and they haven’t. I am currently fighting my mortgage company pro se cause I have been robbed blind by blood sucking lawyers. do you have any good resources for fighting the big banks?

________________________________________
From:
To: naranjo*******@yahoo.com
Sent: Sun, April 24, 2011 2:14:38 PM
Subject: case

Tommy,
Hey what has been happening in your traffic cases? Did you win any?

~Up

November 2010

WONDERFUL I asked the judge for a verified complaint and long story short he kicked me out the court room by the bailiff what do I do now? I have a F.T.A. I have attached the official recording of the presiding

Respectfully Thomas Naranjo
951-675-****

—– Original Message —-
From: CATicketBusters.com
To: Thomas Naranjo
Sent: Tue, November 16, 2010 3:00:51 PM
Subject: RE: customer service

Hello,

You can use this email to contact for questions.

Thank you
Louis
Caticketbusters.com

—–Original Message—–
From: Thomas Naranjo [mailto:naranjo*******@yahoo.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 2010 11:51 AM
To: service@caticketbusters.com
Subject: customer service

who do I contact for Questions?

Hope the above is fun and helpfull to all students. If you like it, please post your comments below.

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Blog posts for Light Hearted

We at Caticketbusters are constantly looking for things to keep things in perspective and a smile on our faces as we fight and beat all traffic tickets, including radar speeding, red light, commuter lane, stop sign, cell phone and seat belt tickets. Keep an eye on our Caticketbusters Blog for legal, instructional, self help in the traffic arena, and of course, the lighter side of the traffic ticket system!

Got this sent to me from a friend who could not stop laughing. His son is in the military fighting for our rights here at home, and can’t understand the law enforcement’s so uptight and focused on giving traffic tickets instead of trying to focus their attention on more needed areas of law enforcement. You know, hit and runs, burglary, arson, rape, murder. Nope, got to stay focused on the traffic ticket revenue until a crime is committed, then we will investigate.

Top This One For A Speeding Ticket

 

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How Fast Did That Say??

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at  Miramar  . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill..  The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. 
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet  (Northrop Grumman aircraft) which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.

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